Why worry

There're two things to worry about; either you're well or you're sick.

If you're well, and there's nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick, there're only two things to worry about.

That is whether you get well or you die.

If you get well, there's nothing to worry about.

If you die, there're only two things to worry about.

That is whether you go to heaven or you go to hell.

If you go to heaven, and then there's nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all friends.

You won't have time to worry.